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How woman calls their husband in first 6 years Yr 1.Janu Yr 2.O G. Yr 3.Sunte ho? Yr 4.O bunty k pappa Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye? Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream That u were sending me Jewelry and clothes! Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill !!!
Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ?? Wife remains silent ……
Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ?? Wife : Abbe gin ne to De….
Man: Sir, my wife is missing. Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai, police station me complain dijiyee. Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare kuch samajh nahin aa raha
Wife came home with a goat. Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?” Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!” Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”
Difference between Friend & Wife
U can Tell ur Friend “U r my Best Friend” But
Do u have courage tell to ur Wife “U r my Best Wife?”
What’s the diff between Dava & Daru? Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Than we met.
A recently fired stock trader said …
“This is worse than divorce… I have lost everything and I still have my wife…”
Nobody teaches Volcanoes to erupt, Tsunamis to devastate, Hurricanes to sway around & no one teaches How to choose a Wife,
NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.
Difference between Husband & gadha.
Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai, but Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!