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Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water? Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.
Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that? Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!
How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I’ll drink poison n let lion eat me.
Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai? Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
A Teacher lecturing on population – In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
In battle Sardar was wearing mosquito net instead of bullet proof jacket why? ? ? ? Saradar replied O jis wich machar nai war sakda goli kithon lange gi
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days Guess why? because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women.
Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road….why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office
Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Sardar ji: Yes it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair of the same at home.
1 sardar ne cooker kharida, Agle din wapes karne gaya, Dukandar-Q wapas kar rehe ho? Sardar-gar mai 3-3 jawan ladkiya hai, Aur ye sala sitiyya baja raha hai..
Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying…. When a person asked what he was doing…. He replied… Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar…!!!
Sardar- why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?
bhai
Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water? Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o. Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that? Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!