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Sardar made a call to the airport.
Asked,”How long is the journey from Punjab to America?”
Receiptionist: “One second sir….”.
Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!
In battle Sardar was wearing mosquito net instead of bullet proof jacket why? ? ? ? Saradar replied O jis wich machar nai war sakda goli kithon lange gi
Q:- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
A:- They think their picture is being taken.
How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I’ll drink poison n let lion eat me.
A Teacher lecturing on population – In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai? Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Sardar ji: Yes it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair of the same at home.
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days Guess why? because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women.
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Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying…. When a person asked what he was doing…. He replied… Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar…!!!
Sardar- why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?
Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road….why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office