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Before Marriage:-
He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait she:do you want me 2 leave? He: No! don’t even think about it She: do you love me ? He:ofcourse! over n over! She:have u ever cheated on me? He:No!y r u even asking? She:will u go on wid me on picnic? He:every chance I get! She:will u hit me ? He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person! She:can I trust u? He:yes.. She: Darling!
After marriage… Now simply read from bottom to top
Q: If marriages are made in heaven, than what are made in Hell?
Answer: The days after marriage!
Only true friends stand by u during bad times. I promise I will attend ur wedding.
What is Marriage? Ans: 1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye. 2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de. 3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA…..
Man at medical store:I need poison Chemist: I can’t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate . . . Chemist: Oh! sorry, I didn’t knew u had a prescription.
The most effective way 2 remember ur wife’s birthday is 2 forget it once.
Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you…
After Marriage: Roses are dead, I have flu, don’t come near me, Paray hatt tuu,
Boy friend is fun, & Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon, & Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity, & Husband is qismat phooti.
Most successful Happy married life is Defined as. . . . . “Yet to be seen”
A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST. A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE. A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!
Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?” Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”
Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?” Witness: “My name is Susan.”
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